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- ASHLEY
- LAURA
- LIAM
- MARISHA
- MATT
- SAM
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C2 E141.015: Vox Machina vs. Mighty Nein(0:03:01)
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Yeah! I'm Burt Reynolds here, yeah, I'm the real Reynolds, all you other Burts are just getting hurt! I don't know.
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SAM
C1 E114: Vecna, the Ascended(1:27:05)
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So a single attack. Then I will use my War Caster ability to cast Bigby's Hand at level six and I will say, you leave when Burt Reynolds says you can motherfucking leave.
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SAM
C1 E109: The Ominous March - LIVE(0:35:20)
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It's a long one. (rapping) Don't be tired, I'm here to inspire. Before you blow out, let me light your fire. I got no choir, just a gnome and a lyre. So listen up to Burt Reynolds, esquire.
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C1 E60: Heredity and Hats (LIVE)(0:28:05)
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I am called the Kingslayer, Chuck Norris, Burt Reynolds. I have many names. You see, when you've traveled a road as long as I have--
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SAM
C1 E55: Umbrasyl(3:38:24)
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I'm going to say, you leave when Burt Reynolds says you can fucking leave! And I will Bigby's Hand, and I will bring him back down, because I get a spell on his retreat.
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C1 E30: Stoke the Flames(0:05:26)
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I'm either a porn actor or Burt Reynolds. I can't smile.
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C1 E24: The Feast(2:33:59)
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I'm going to get two sets. One says Scanlan Shorthalt, one says Burt Reynolds.
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SAM
C1 E23: The Rematch(1:39:45)
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I'm Burt Reynolds, esquire. I'm an attorney at large. I represent all manner of escaped mental patients. (laughs)
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C1 E19: Trial of the Take: Part 2 (ft. FELICIA DAY)(2:51:16)
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You will leave when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave! (laughter)
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C1 E19: Trial of the Take: Part 2 (ft. FELICIA DAY)(1:56:15)
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I'm called Burt Reynolds, and I take great offense at that.