# Critical Role

## Linkable transcripts

You can [browse all the Critical Role transcripts](/content/crsearch/html/index.html) or search them below.

For example, find the occasion when

[Chetney is so mean to me](/content/crsearch/?q=so+mean+to+me&ROBBIE=on/index.html),

or look at every time

[Liam quoted Joss Ackland](/content/crsearch/?q=%22diplomatic+immunity%22&LIAM=on/index.html)
or

[someone does some monk shit](/content/crsearch/?q=monk+shit/index.html)!

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**SAM**  
C2 E141.015: _Vox Machina vs. Mighty Nein_(0:03:01)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr2-141.015.html#l0h3m1s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=LpBIQhWAhuM&t=0h3m1s)

Yeah! I'm Burt Reynolds here, yeah, I'm the real Reynolds, all you other Burts are just getting hurt! I don't know.

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**SAM**  
C1 E114: _Vecna, the Ascended_(1:27:05)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-114.html#l1h27m5s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=W-SMrG0QLc0&t=1h27m5s)

So a single attack. Then I will use my War Caster ability to cast Bigby's Hand at level six and I will say, you leave when Burt Reynolds says you can motherfucking leave.

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**SAM**  
C1 E109: _The Ominous March - LIVE_(0:35:20)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-109.html#l0h35m20s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=t7oLhv6HKl4&t=0h35m20s)

It's a long one. (rapping) Don't be tired, I'm here to inspire. Before you blow out, let me light your fire. I got no choir, just a gnome and a lyre. So listen up to Burt Reynolds, esquire.

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**SAM**  
C1 E60: _Heredity and Hats (LIVE)_(0:28:05)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-60.html#l0h28m5s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4ZW9cNupc&t=0h28m5s)

I am called the Kingslayer, Chuck Norris, Burt Reynolds. I have many names. You see, when you've traveled a road as long as I have--

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**SAM**  
C1 E55: _Umbrasyl_(3:38:24)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-55.html#l3h38m24s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=A6ma5W_TSDE&t=3h38m24s)

I'm going to say, you leave when Burt Reynolds says you can fucking leave! And I will Bigby's Hand, and I will bring him back down, because I get a spell on his retreat.

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**SAM**  
C1 E30: _Stoke the Flames_(0:05:26)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-30.html#l0h5m26s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=MtS1LGdqxuI&t=0h5m26s)

I'm either a porn actor or Burt Reynolds. I can't smile.

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**SAM**  
C1 E24: _The Feast_(2:33:59)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-24.html#l2h33m59s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=kre27f30IVs&t=2h33m59s)

I'm going to get two sets. One says Scanlan Shorthalt, one says Burt Reynolds.

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**SAM**  
C1 E23: _The Rematch_(1:39:45)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-23.html#l1h39m45s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=FM6L4tuyXq0&t=1h39m45s)

I'm Burt Reynolds, esquire. I'm an attorney at large. I represent all manner of escaped mental patients. (laughs)

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**SAM**  
C1 E19: _Trial of the Take: Part 2 (ft. FELICIA DAY)_(2:51:16)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-19.html#l2h51m16s/index.html) [video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=IW6GgFQg3kk&t=2h51m16s)

You will leave when Burt Reynolds tells you to leave! (laughter)

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**SAM**  
C1 E19: _Trial of the Take: Part 2 (ft. FELICIA DAY)_(1:56:15)  
[transcript](/content/crsearch/html/cr1-19.html#l1h56m15s/index.html)  
[video](https://youtube.com/watch?v=IW6GgFQg3kk&t=1h56m15s)

I'm called Burt Reynolds, and I take great offense at that.